Eileen’s Mayan Adventure

Chapter Three

 Blake and I were scheduled to leave for ancient Mayan territory early the next morning, so we headed back to the agency's Mexico City headquarters first. We needed to look at the maps, requisition some equipment and check the computer database for information about the region and Ah Puch, the ancient god of death.

 Both of us thought Lichtman was a nice enough man, and very intelligent. But he also believed a mythical Mayan deity was not only not a myth, but that it had somehow been resurrected and was in league with a modern criminal to destroy the world. Makes my childhood fears of monsters under the bed and look downright sane by comparison.

We grabbed all the stuff we thought we'd need, made plans to pick up a Jeep in the morning and headed back to the hotel for a little rest. Eddie dropped us off and offered to pick us back up for dinner, but Blake and I declined. We opted to order a bite from room service, then retire early. I wanted to enjoy what little time I had left with the hotel air conditioning. From what Blake and Eddie told me, the accommodations would become much less deluxe when we reached the jungle. 

I decided to take a short nap and then have a shower before we ate. Blake had the room next door and he said he'd order dinner, then call me when it arrived. We'd eat in his room so we could discuss what we'd do when we reached Chichen Itza – the archaeological site that was our first stop before heading into less charted territory. We'd meet one of our local agents there and he would lead Blake, Eddie and myself into the old Mayan stomping grounds.

 I curled up on the bed, the air conditioning wide open and promptly fell asleep.

* * * * *

I am a mother. I have an internal radar that can pick up sounds from  blocks away. I know when my children cough or sneeze in the middle of the night. I know when someone gets out of bed and rummages through the refrigerator. I know because mothers hear everything, even things their kids don't want them to hear. And something awakened me from my nap – something that didn't belong in my hotel room.

 I am also a former cop as well as a present day spy and, although I wouldn't say my reflexes are in the same class as James Bond, I do have some survival skills left from my time on the streets. And one of them is being able to wake up, smell danger and instinctively move in the right direction.

This time, my instinct was telling me not to move at all – not yet. So I froze on my bed and listened to the sounds of the traffic below the hotel room window, the steady hum of the air conditioner and one sound that didn't belong – the harsh breathing of someone else in the room. In my room. And I didn't have a roommate.

 The breathing sounded as though it was only inches away from my ear, like someone or something was inspecting me. I didn't move, but I tensed myself, ready to roll off the bed and away from where I perceived the person to be. My gun was under my pillow. I would reach for it as I moved, hoping I could snag it and come up with it pointed the right way before my visitor could react.

 I knew it was probably just my imagination, but it was cold in there – much colder than a simple air conditioner running full blast could make it. I started to shiver a bit, then forced myself to stop. I didn't want my interloper to know I was awake, aware of his presence.

 I could hear the rasping breaths as someone moved around my room. Whoever it was wasn't too hot at self-ventilation, but he was light on his feet – I'd grant him that. I could hear the breathing, air sucked in like it was going through a hollow gourd, then out again, harsh and grating. Almost like an old man on an oxygen tank, only different. Louder and raspier. Think Darth Vader with bronchitis.

 I heard the rustling sounds as he went through my possessions: opening and shutting drawers, the wooden clank of the hotel hangers as he methodically worked his way through my closet. I had my hand under the pillow now, my fingers wrapped around my 45-calber handgun. The black rubber grips were sweaty in my palm. I gripped it a bit tighter. I didn't need to lose that gun when I finally moved.

 I was tensed and ready to go – but something held me back. Instead I cracked one eye open. It was dark. Too dark for just having closed the curtains on a late afternoon in Mexico I could just see the outline of someone at my closet, hands cumbersomely sifting through my things.

 Cumbersome? Sounds weird, but that describes it. This guy was big – huge, really. Well over six feet tall. But he had an odd look from behind, like he was swaddled in dark material, wrapped in black plastic.

 I decided to try for a look at his face before I jumped. My police training made it difficult for me to comprehend the spy ethic – shoot first, ask questions later. Police work required I do it the other way. Besides, I have a problem being completely ruthless. I reasoned it would be better to grab this guy alive and unscathed so Blake and I could find out who he was and what he was doing.

 I forced myself to stay calm and surreptitiously watched as he made his way around the room, doing a pretty darn efficient search. I didn't have the faintest idea what he was searching for, but it was a sure bet he hadn't found it yet because he kept looking.

 Suddenly, he stiffened and slowly turned around, and I knew he knew I was awake and watching him. Don't ask me how – it's that mother's instinct at work again.

 He turned, and because it was so dark, I couldn't see his face very well. I had a quick impression of light against dark, of a pattern like latticework. Something frighteningly familiar, yet strange and out of context.

 I tensed and then – without warning – leapt across the room, covering the distance between us with a lunge that was panther-like in its speed and agility. As he moved towards me two things became indelibly etched upon my brain: He was holding a very wicked looking knife aloft in his hand and the hand was descending rapidly toward my chest..

I rolled over and brought my gun out from under my pillow. Without slowing to aim, I squeezed off two quick shots. The silencer stuttered softly as my target paused for a moment, allowing me to scurry to the other side of the bed. I brought my feet to the floor and pulled myself up to a crouch between the curtains and the bed.

 Paused, I said. But not stopped. In fact, he smiled at me. But he wasn't being friendly. He had to smile at me because he couldn't do anything else. Any other expression takes lips and a face.

 I was doing battle with a living skeleton

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