Potpourri

We weren't exactly a Martha Stewart family, but we do have fond family traditions . . . a Fruit of the Loom tradition, you might say.

You'd think a 7-year-old's idea of the perfect woman would be someone like his mother wouldn't you? Well, let me burst your bubble -- read "Love in The Elementary Set."

Some things in life just require keeping a cool head . . . like when a giant cockroach hangs precariously over the head of a visitor. Come be horrified with me . . .

Memories of the movie theatres of my childhood always bring to my mind how much I loved my Mummies!  Come share the good old days!

My daughter is approaching teenhood and working her way through the entire personal products section of the drug stores.  See how her brother is helping her spend my money.

There are mothers . . . and there are mothers -- know what I mean?  Read about Perfect Mothers . . . and the Other Kind

My neighbor is seeing rabbits . . . big white ones . . . Jimmy Stewart, Harvey-type rabbits . . .  join our neighborhood rabbit hunt for the big fella!

And don't miss Bunny, Bunny -- Where is the Bunny? -- Part II

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.  When it comes to eating out decisions . . .              the Queen Mum rules!

Now be honest all you mothers . . . when's the last time YOU had an uninterrupted telephone call?   Listen in on my group phone conversation here.

Well Yes . . . But Working From Home Isn't Like Having A Real Job!   -- Everyone knows that Moms who work from home have nothing but time!

Some of us are willing to do anything to get our story and make ourselves "look good."  But there's a lesson to be learned in that -- Never Turn Your Back (or Bottom) to the Camera!

Surprise visitors can get a real surprise of their own when they ring my doorbell.  "Haven't you ever seen anyone who works at home?"

 

Puppy Dog Tales

© 2001-2002   Carole Moore

Many years ago my parents lived in Egypt. While there, they adopted two dachshunds – Precious and Bud. For dogs of the same breed, they were as different as the professional wrestler known as The Rock and Elizabeth Dole.

 Although dachshunds have a reputation for being mild-tempered, sociable animals, Bud was anything but. He was ill-tempered, difficult and unpredictable. And the only person in the world he liked was my mother.

 Bud was obsessed with Mom to the point that whenever she went on any kind of trip, he would climb into her closet, stand on his hind legs and yank all her clothing off the hangers, piece by piece. Then he would drag them somewhere and pile them up, making a bed for himself.

 He also tried to keep my father away from her. If Mom took a nap, Bud would sleep in front of her door and not let anyone in the room. And everybody in the family took Bud seriously whenever he was guarding Mom. I remember my 250-pound father trying to get into his own bedroom one night when Bud was guarding the door. Daddy reached down to pet the dog in an effort to make him move and Bud reached up and bit his metal watchband in two.

 I distinctly remember my father standing outside the bedroom calling my mother to wake up and move her dog. There was no contesting it – Bud was the boss around that house.

 But Precious was just the opposite. She was exactly as her name implied – a happy-go-lucky, affectionate little poochie who loved everyone in equal measure, but as she aged, she started having problems with her back legs, a fairly common occurrence in dachshunds.

 By this time, my father and Bud had both passed on and Mom had only Precious to keep her company. My teenaged brother was still at home, but he wasn't there too often, so mother lavished her affection on the dog.

 One day Precious was having more trouble than usual with those legs and her regular veterinarian was closed for the day. So Mom took her to another vet with whom she was unfamiliar. He treated Precious for the problem, gave my mother a piece of paper and sent her on her way.

 Thinking the paper was a prescription, Mom stopped at the pharmacy on her way home and handed it to the pharmacist, who knew Mom's last name was Moore. He opened the paper and read for a moment, then looked up at her and asked, "Excuse me Mrs. Moore, but just what exactly do you want me to do with this?"

 Mom thought it was a peculiar question. But when he handed the paper back to her she realized that it wasn't a prescription, but a note addressed to her regular veterinarian. This is what the pharmacist read:

 "Precious Moore is wobbly on her legs. I gave her shot and she seems just fine."

 I don't know if my mother ever went back to that pharmacist again, but I'm sure he wondered why my mother was "wobbly" and why the vet would write a note about it.

 And we always wondered what he thought about a grown woman named "Precious."

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